Simple Questionnaires for New Couples

Dating in the modern world can be scary, what with your tinders and grindrs and the looming existential threat of climate change, so it's understandable that new couples wonder if their relationship is going to last. While nothing's certain, Authentic Love Scientists have prepared this short Couple's questionnaire to give you an early idea of what to expect from your new relationship:

1. Would you prefer to live in a large or small house?
2. Do you keep a budget?
3. Should we audit the Fed?
4. Which was most historically accurate: 1984 or Brave New World?
5. Was 9/11 an inside job?
6. What is foreplay?
7. You're at the grocery store and you forget one thing. Is it: a) toilet paper, b) spinach, or c) chocolate?
8. What was Friedrich Nietzsche's relationship to nihilism?
9. Do Black Lives Matter?
10. Who built the pyramids?